Longest Human Poop Ever Recorded Was an Amazing 26 Feet

After what would have been an agonising week long process the big event finally arrived. The event had to take place at Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, because it was the only surface long enough to record the result. Once it was done, she had set the record for the longest human poop ever at 7.92 metres (26 feet), which was the length of her entire colon (including intestine length obviously).

Clearly some people will still be doubting this as even remotely possible. But think of it this way. If the stool was not hard, and it shouldn’t have been because of her strict diet, it would have been considerably softer. Now, think of a tube of toothpaste. It is short and fat with a small opening. If you squeeze the paste out it will go a lot further than the length of the tube it was in. It’s possible that the woman involved had a poop occupying 15 feet of her bowel, but when squeezed out it stretched to 26 feet.

So remember, please have a high fibre diet, but don’t forcibly obstruct your bowel. It’s just not a good idea.

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Agentwood
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The woman’s name is not Ann Arbor. That’s the name of the city where the University of Michigan is.

Thomas Bayes
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Thomas Bayes

That’s what the article states dillweed, that she’s from Ann Arbor. Reading issues?

girls don't poop
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girls don't poop

Eww, this is sick!

majorfathead
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majorfathead

What in the actual F*&%?

travyt1121
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travyt1121

So the real question remains.. is she down for anal?

Jacob Kerlin
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Jacob Kerlin

I should have recorded my poop. I know what child birth is like. I’ve taken 8 lb poops before. I have a flaccid colon, so I only poop 2 times a week. I once went 3 weeks without pooping, and when it finally happened after 2 entire bottles of Miralax it was 2 feet long, 5 inches wide, and weighed over 6 lbs. That was just the biggest log. That’s not including all the other poo that came out with it.

gamer
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gamer

I’m sure since he misread something he is massively retarded with deep reading comprehension issues.

Give me a break.. and shut the hell up.

NotEvenClose
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NotEvenClose

nobodies colon is 26 feet, im sorry.

pay attention!
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pay attention!

Did you read that it was fifteen feet and squeezed out to be 26′? Read the whole story.

Anonymous
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NotEvenClose….is not even close to spelling “nobody’s” correctly. You know if the chick had a tighter asshole, she could have squeezed out a smaller diameter turd. Then she could have doubled her length to 52 feet.

Bob
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Bob

Your colon is 5-6 feet long. Trying to see the logic to this. Unless it was just full and as stated, squeezed out like a tube of toothpaste. Most of you are idiots.

Shadefur
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Shadefur

That’s gotta hurt

Erin
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Erin

What the heck?!?! I’m in fourth grade, I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THIS.

Hector Ramirez
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Hector Ramirez

I just find that hard to believe! My wife is a nurse at a nursing home and she’s told me of incidents when some of her patients who went a couple of weeks without bowel movements eventually end up vomiting actual feces! I thought she was joking, but it actually occurs! They get so backed up that it’s gotta come out somehow. She says it smells worse coming out orally than it does coming from their anus!

Mope
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Mope

Why did you look it up then ??

Stiffdicks
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Stiffdicks

.This shit is funny as ! What kind of women takes a shit longer than my dick ! She is definitely ready for anal.

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